Funny sayings.

The other day I was thinking of some of the phrases we use at school, and how hilarious and inappropriate they would be if we said them to an adult. For example:

You have a huge booger.
Go wipe your nose.
Pull your pants up.
Use your words.
You stink; let's go to the bathroom.
Are you poopy?
You need to go share.
I don't know what whining means.
We show love to our friends.
Calm your body down.
You need to clean up your mess.
Use your spoon.
Cover your mouth.
We don't pick our nose.

I could think of a lot more probably, but I hope you found that at least a little funny.